"Are you sure you heard the entire conversation?" John Tucker Brown, who called himself Tuck, pulled the wire-framed glasses from his face and exhaled on the lenses. Tuck wiped the lenses with a microfiber cloth and looked up at the burly man...

     “I’m just a crummy waiter, for crap’s sake,” the man on the other end of the line had said less than an hour ago. “People like them don’t even notice me in the room.”
      If he was for real, somebody had...

     The tang of top-shelf bourbon wove into the floral incense of Cuban cigars as the dozen men around the teak conference table planned the starvation of New York. Over the course of a two-hour meal, the waiter's presence had become so inconspicuous that the men no longer stopped talking...

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One of the world's largest oil companies is having a few problems. Can you help?

 

Ok, it should have been Brits with Petrol, but Gas is funnier.

Dooley Neall is a second term PNCP Senator from Colorado. He is a key sponsor of new legistation to crack down on the excesses allowed to occur during a recent period of radical deregulation by the URW (Ultra Right...

Thaddeus Emory "Em" Gideon is a Colorado congressman who speaks for the URW (Ultra Right Wing) of the of the conservatives. (Moderates are represented by PNCP) Gideon, a failed 2008 presidential candidate has been appointed the...

My daddy, Mortimer T. Hooch, has a philosophy about the value of public service. He said "If they got paid their real value to the country, the line soldiers would the the guys in the six and seven figure range. Senators and Representatives would get minimum wage, and congressional aides...

An excerpt from The Flyover Bug Entomology by Gen. Myron T. Hooch (ret.)You know who these guys are, you see them everywhere. Writers, artists, actors, you know the lot.What do they do for the everyday people of the world?A real problem with these guys is that they are geographically everywhere....

An excerpt from The Flyover Bug Entomology by Gen. Myron T. Hooch (ret.)Nothing gets built, nothing gets produced, and nothing gets created. Big mossy green puddles of cash float around in circles and every time it passes by these creatures suck a little bit out. Some of it goes...

1963 - As Major Matt Lewis, Charlton Heston stood up to the entire freakin' Chinese Empire. How much money do we owe the bank of China today? What about Tibet? Taiwan? Jeeze, what's next? Think they'll claim the Chicago Southside as one of their freakin' territories?But hey, at ...

Charlton Heston, 1959. As Judah Ben-Hur, he stood up to the whole freakin' Roman empire. You know, back when the people in power used chariot races and gladiator fights to placate and occupy the masses so they wouldn't know how badly they were being screwed. (NFL or American Icon...